Mid-life Crisis Fool

He’s got a blue Lamborghini,

And a red-hot second wife.

He dresses so sharp

He could cut like a knife.

I think he’s 60,

Or maybe 65.

I saw him yesterday

He was out for a drive.

He’s growing his hair

Down to his knees.

He had the Lambo’s top down.

It was 30 degrees.

He’s havin’ a mid-life crisis

On that we can agree.

He’s spendin’ all his money

Thinks he’s better than me.

He thinks he impress people

By acting real cool.

But all the people know,

He’s just a mid-life crisis fool.