Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Installment #5 of, A Walk in the Park....
Meanwhile as Ranger Jim and Tina were falling in love and planning their futures, the real action was taking place somewhere in a secret subterranean facility in the George Washington National Forest, Virginia……..
“State your name?”
“Place of birth?”
“… Security Consultant.”
“Security Consultant my ass Stochnia. You want to try that question again?”
“You call yourself Special Agent, you are Gangster, you try again.”
“Oh Stochnia, you were doing so well. Were you consulting with Jed Smith up in the Okanogan National Forest?”
“Jeb-ed Smit’ You so funny Special Agent. Everybody in dis country wants be clown.”
Special Agent Karlson decided to get up close and personnel with Stochnia Kobitjin. He leaned over Kobitjin and made a fist.
EH! Eh, not in face. If you mean to say Joseph Stalac, den I know who you mean. Yes, we there together in forest for few days to talk.”
“What did you talk about? And don’t be a wise-ass.”
“He has large quantity Semtex explosive coming to drop-off points in USA. He wanted me to set up training for people. American people. Your own people looking to do some Jihad on your ass. But of course I refuse to do this terrible thing.”
The intercom crackled ~~ Special Agent Karlson. Come out here. ~~
Karlson walked back to the observation area overlooking the interrogation room.
His boss was standing there alongside of a handful of dark 3-piece suits. Men-in-Black who, true to form, were wearing sunglasses in the poorly lit room. “Agent Karlson, these folks are going to be taking over for us. Kobitjin will be getting some … special attention.”
Karlson looked into the sunglasses of one of the 3-piece suits. “Cut his face. He doesn’t want his face messed up. Cut his face. He’ll talk. You’ll get your list of bad-guys.”
The 3-piece suit barely moved his lips; “Thanks for the tip.”
The suits marched single file out of the observation area and into the interrogation room as Karlson’s boss led him out in the opposite direction.
Before he left, Karlson turned his head just enough to see Kobitjin greeting the 3 –piece suits like it was old home week. All of Karlson’s instincts told him that the Suits were going to get their list of would-be domestic terrorists, and Kobitjin was going to get a free ride home.
2 months later. Special Agents Quarterly Security Briefing.
The Director of the Threat Analysis and Capabilities Section was talking about foreign agitators in the Middle-East. In particular, those identified as having been killed in the latest round of Israeli retaliatory air strikes in Lebanon. Number 3 on the list: Stochnia Kobitjin.