Installment #5 of, A Walk in the Park....
Meanwhile as Ranger Jim and Tina were falling in love and
planning their futures, the real action was taking place somewhere in a secret
subterranean facility in the George Washington National Forest, Virginia……..
“State your name?”
“Stochnia Kobitjin.”
“Place of birth?”
“Junik, Kosovo.”
“Profession?”
“… Security Consultant.”
“Security Consultant my ass Stochnia. You want to try that question again?”
“You call yourself Special Agent, you are Gangster, you try
again.”
“Oh Stochnia, you were doing so well. Were you consulting with Jed Smith up in the
Okanogan National Forest?”
“Jeb-ed Smit’ You so funny Special Agent. Everybody in dis country wants be clown.”
Special Agent Karlson decided to get up close and personnel
with Stochnia Kobitjin. He leaned over Kobitjin and made a fist.
EH! Eh, not in face.
If you mean to say Joseph Stalac, den I know who you mean. Yes, we there
together in forest for few days to talk.”
“What did you talk about? And don’t be a wise-ass.”
“He has large quantity Semtex explosive coming to drop-off
points in USA. He wanted me to set up
training for people. American people.
Your own people looking to do some Jihad on your ass. But of course I refuse to
do this terrible thing.”
The intercom crackled ~~ Special Agent Karlson. Come out here. ~~
Karlson walked back to the observation area overlooking the
interrogation room.
His boss was standing there alongside of a handful of dark
3-piece suits. Men-in-Black who, true to form, were wearing sunglasses in the
poorly lit room. “Agent Karlson, these
folks are going to be taking over for us.
Kobitjin will be getting some … special attention.”
Karlson looked into the sunglasses of one of the 3-piece
suits. “Cut his face. He doesn’t want
his face messed up. Cut his face. He’ll talk.
You’ll get your list of bad-guys.”
The 3-piece suit barely moved his lips; “Thanks for the
tip.”
The suits marched single file out of the observation area
and into the interrogation room as Karlson’s boss led him out in the opposite
direction.
Before he left, Karlson turned his head just enough to see
Kobitjin greeting the 3 –piece suits like it was old home week. All of Karlson’s instincts told him that the
Suits were going to get their list of would-be domestic terrorists, and Kobitjin
was going to get a free ride home.
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2 months later.
Special Agents Quarterly Security Briefing.
The Director of the Threat Analysis and Capabilities Section
was talking about foreign agitators in the Middle-East. In particular, those identified as having
been killed in the latest round of Israeli retaliatory air strikes in
Lebanon. Number 3 on the list: Stochnia
Kobitjin.
The End