Uncle
Mike’s Snow Globe
I hardly saw my Uncle Mike anymore. Before I got married and the job moved me to
Chicago my Uncle Mike was like a second Father to me. But with the job, and the
kids, maybe I saw him one out of every five Christmases. Why do I have to clean out his apartment
instead of my brother Billy or my sister Annie the princess? I’ll never know.
Yes I do, I always get stuck with the crappy jobs in this family.
I hate to toss all this crap out. I know it must have meant
a lot to him while he was alive. ‘While he was alive.’ listen to me. He just
might be alive, he’s only been missing for three months. But Dad said he has been forgetting things
lately. Neighbors have found him wondering around lost at night. He probably
wondered off and died in the park or where ever. I spent the past two days looking at John Doe pictures at the
city morgue. I can spend three more
days here, four the most. Then I have to get back to Chicago. I offered to pay
the rent for a few more months just in case Uncle Mike miraculously shows up
again, but the Landlord is being a real S.O.B. about it. He knows he can jack
up the rent for the next tenant. He wanted my Uncle gone years ago.
My Pop’s instructions were simple enough; Pack the place up,
toss the junk in the dumpster, keep the valuables. Then schlep the boxes of
valuables to the storage unit place down the block. Boxes of valuables? What a joke that is. I can tell right now
there isn’t going to be a heck of a lot going to that storage unit. Dad and my
sister, Princess Annie, arranged for a 5x10 by 8-foot high storage unit. It was
the smallest one they had available. What a waste of money. It would have been
cheaper to rent a safe deposit box. That’s about all the space we are going to
need from what I can see. I’ll just
take a few old pictures, a few odds and ends, so I can bring them to Pop at his
assisted living facility. At least that
way he will have something to remember Uncle Mike by.
Oooooh, what do we have here? A baseball-card collection.
BINGO! The ’61 Yankees, all of them autographed. This will be going back to
Chicago with me. Call it… compensation for my flying all the way back
here to take care of family business.
Now what’s this? A photo of Pop, Mom, and Uncle Mike at the
beach. I’ll bring this to Pop. He can
tell me the same old story behind this picture every time I visit him.
What the heck is this?
Looks like a baseball rolled under the bed. Eh.. come here you… got it.
Oh crap, my daydream of finding an autographed ’61 Yankees baseball just went
up in smoke. It’s only a snow globe.
Looks like a souvenir of the Whitehouse. What’s that? It looks like some one is in that tiny
little window. Oh my God it’s…
One week later…
“Yo, Annie.”
Annie the princess answered her brother with her usual
contempt. “What is it now, Bill?”
“Come look at what I found in Uncle Mike’s bedroom. It looks like a baseball-card collection and
a stupid old snow globe-Annie, Annie, come here quick! It looks like…”